that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
I can totally picture Rocky taking a girl from behind, getting his rhythm right, and Tapping. That. Ass.
Seeing Ross pretend to do it is just all kinds of wrong. He’d totally be one of those guys who are asking you if you’re okay or if they’re hurting you every two minutes, where you’re just like, “stop being a walking vagina and just fuck me already!”
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
BUT YOU GET A BEAUTIFUL CASTLE.